A "Stable" Relationship

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Mandy St. John, varsity cheerleader and homecoming queen, woke up in her bedroom located on the second floor of her parent's affluent suburban home. The wallpaper depicted unicorns and rainbows and a portrait of a blond, blue-eyed Jesus hung above her bed.

"It's my eighteenth birthday," she said aloud. "I sure hope Daddy buys me a car."

At that moment, the door was kicked in and a shirtless fat man in leather pants and an executioner hood entered, leading a huge stallion by the reins. Hot steamy breath shot from the animal's nostrils as one of its front hooves pawed at the hardwood floor.

"Time to party, bitch!" the man said. "I'd like you to meet my equine friend, Ball Lightning. He's going to pop your little Christian cherry."

"Eek!" she screamed. She stared with horror and disbelief at the beast's huge, erect...

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