Dear Meatmarket,
You seem to know a lot about the Hollywood scene so I was hoping you could give me some celebrity-stalking advice.
If I'm sitting in a tree staring into Rosie O'Donnell's bedroom window with a knife in my teeth, which direction should the blade point for maximum dramatic effect?
I suppose I could just ask Rosie since she is an expert in theater arts but my guess is that she would find the experience too sexually arousing to formulate a reasoned response.
Sincerely,
Dave Jennings
Editor and Publisher
Poison Spur
Poison Spur is wholly owned subsidiary of TMI Media Enterprises Inc. Any resemblance of this website to the venomous spike on the hind feet of the male platypus is purely coincidental. In addition, no part of the above missive should be construed in any way to be either a desire or intent to stalk Ms. O'Donnell even though she's pretty hot.
You seem to know a lot about the Hollywood scene so I was hoping you could give me some celebrity-stalking advice.
If I'm sitting in a tree staring into Rosie O'Donnell's bedroom window with a knife in my teeth, which direction should the blade point for maximum dramatic effect?
I suppose I could just ask Rosie since she is an expert in theater arts but my guess is that she would find the experience too sexually arousing to formulate a reasoned response.
Sincerely,
Dave Jennings
Editor and Publisher
Poison Spur
Poison Spur is wholly owned subsidiary of TMI Media Enterprises Inc. Any resemblance of this website to the venomous spike on the hind feet of the male platypus is purely coincidental. In addition, no part of the above missive should be construed in any way to be either a desire or intent to stalk Ms. O'Donnell even though she's pretty hot.
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